"Holy crap, Chu Feng, Uncle Liu, you two really, truly... truly don't believe me!"
"Forget it. If you don't believe me, then don't. Having the skill doesn't mean I have to prove it."
"I, Wang Qiang, am a low-key... low-key person." Wang Qiang put the bottle away.
Chu Feng and Liu Yue seemed to have long anticipated Wang Qiang's little act and didn't call his bluff, though the two of them still couldn't help but laugh.
"No, look, look... looks like I really have to prove myself."
"Otherwise, what kind of person do you take me, Wang Qiang... Wang Qiang, for? Am I really just a blowhard?"
As Wang Qiang spoke, he walked over to the window and peered outside. Clearly, he intended to find a beautiful woman, demonstrate his charm, and prove himself to Chu Feng and Liu Yue.
At first, Chu Feng didn't take Wang Qiang's little stunt seriously at all. Based on his understanding of the man, he knew Wang Qiang was just putting on a show and wouldn't actually go through with it.
Even if he did go through with it, it would surely end up as a farce — and quite possibly a tragic one at that.
"Whoa, now that is one gorgeous beauty!" However, Wang Qiang only grew more and more serious the longer he looked, eventually letting out an excited shout.
"Where? Let me see." Seeing this, Liu Yue also jumped to his feet and rushed to the window to look.
"Oh my, when did our city get a beauty like this? This is the first time I've ever seen one." What surprised Chu Feng was that Liu Yue reacted with just as much excitement.
The two of them like that piqued Chu Feng's curiosity. He walked to the window and looked. Near the city gates, a large crowd had gathered.
Most of them were men, packed together tightly, forming a small sea of people. And at the center of that sea stood a woman.
He had to admit — the woman was genuinely beautiful. Her face was nothing short of breathtaking, her charming figure and curves practically flawless, her fair and delicate skin soft enough to seem like it would break at a mere touch.
A stunner. She was an absolute stunner. And clad in a crimson dress, she looked all the more fiery and alluring.
"Haha, heaven itself is helping me today. This girl is mine!" Wang Qiang declared as he prepared to leap out the window.
"Wait." Chu Feng grabbed hold of Wang Qiang and said, "Something's not right about this woman. If she's this beautiful, why would she just stand there and let all those men stare at her? A woman like that should be incredibly proud — ordinary men shouldn't even catch her eye."
"Oh, you're overthinking it, Chu Feng. A woman's beautiful — isn't that so men can look at her? It's not like she's looking at herself," Wang Qiang said dismissively.
"That's one thing. The more important thing is that I can't see through her cultivation," Chu Feng said gravely.
"Doesn't matter. Just watch my... my performance."
"No matter how formidable a woman is, today your brother here is going to conquer... conquer her." Wang Qiang launched himself off the Hundred-Layer Red Phoenix Tower, landing outside the sea of people below.
Then, Wang Qiang wove through the dense crowd until he reached the very center. Suddenly, he let out a thunderous shout: "AHH!!!"
His cry not only succeeded in capturing the woman's attention, but drew everyone's gazes as well.
The woman in red was certainly beautiful, but Wang Qiang's appearance was just as eye-catching in its own bizarre way. So when he made his entrance, everyone's attention was immediately captured.
And then, gazing at the crimson-dressed woman with the most soulful expression he could muster, Wang Qiang began walking toward her — step by step, slow and deliberate.
He didn't just walk over, though. Once he got close, he actually started reciting poetry: "AHH!!!"
"My dearest beauty..."
"I... I would turn myself into a stone bridge, endure a hundred years of wind, a hundred years of sun, a hundred years of rain — all just to wait for you to walk across, so that I might glimpse... the color of your underwear."
The moment those words left Wang Qiang's mouth, not only did the onlookers freeze, but even Chu Feng and Liu Yue, who were watching from a distance, went completely blank-faced, utterly dumbfounded.
"Holy crap, what a pervert."